MOUSE PAD – Where Mickey and Minnie live
BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern
DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer
CACHE – Needed when you run out of food stamps
DIGITAL – The art of counting on your fingers
FAX – What you lie about to the IRS
INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put their hair
MEGAHERTZ – How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM – Where the pope lives
SERIAL PORT – A red wine you drink with breakfast
FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in the munchie bag.
INFRARED: Whur the left over muchies go (Fred eats them).
DOT MARTIX: Ol Dan Matrix’s wife.
KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang the dang keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs.
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